From source: Sugarscape
Robert Pattinson is a man of mind-boggling words. Seriously, sometimes we think he gives interviews just to mess us all up.
Like, for example, how he's now said that if he was King of the world he'd get more involved with The Spice Girls and move to Sh*t City (which we imagine means Hull?).
“Oh! I have another idea: teleportation! I would use all the money in the state for teleportation research," he said. YOU SEEE?!
"You could travel anywhere, no more pollution than cars and planes!”
He also said that he would "prohibit boring people," which seems pretty fair to us.
”In my opinion there is nothing worse," he told German publication Bravo.
"The people who are boring should be in prison and be forced to learn to be creative with the other prisoners.”
He'd want the National Anthem to be Wannabe by The Spice Girls, and he'd move out of his swanky celebrity house into somewhere that sounds far less appealing...
“I would find my own city called ‘Shit City,’” he revealed.
”With a name so daunting that no one would want to live there for anything. [But it would be as pretty as the] Fiji Islands — a haven just for me!”
Rob, Bobby, Robster. You never fail to astound us. *bangs head on desk*
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