lördag 5 februari 2011

Bitch-Back Saturday: All About Robsten

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Dear Ted:
I’m just wondering what really happened with Michael Angaranoand Kristen Stewart, did she really dump Michael for Robert? And I really don’t know how they (Rob and Kris) fell in love with each other. And my lastquestion is when they fell in love?
—maritz_16_91
Dear Antsy Robsten Lover:
Million-dollar question, baby, as to exactly when. But have you notseen Twilight or something? If you didn’t fall in love with your costar after filming such sexually tense scenes I would think there was something severely wrong with your sex drive. You can’t fight chemistry, even if you’re Michael Angarano. He’s old news, and Kris has moved on to better and yummier things. Believe me, Rob has nothing, and no one, to worry about. Especially if he’s seen this.
Dear Ted:
At the risk of creating an angry mob I have to ask: Is it possible to make it through one Bitch-Back with no Twilight-related questions? I know people have different tastes, but the overexposure is killing me.
M
Dear Twi-Hard Enabler:
While I totally want to high-five you for proposing such a fab idea, you just did it yourself. Is your question not Twilight-related? It’s like the plague. Plus, you love to hate it, let’s be real.
Dear Ted:
Why would everyone think that Nikki Reed and Robert Pattinson have hooked up? For me, they were just buddies who have a few commonalities, and she said a million times that Rob is like a brother for her, and she used to go out a few times with Michael Angarano, and Kristen would have neverdated her BFF’s ex.
—hialry_kenza
Dear Loyalty over Loving:
It wasn’t serious. And the thing is, as much as the Twi-hards love them their Robsten, they love to stir the pot and see if they can triangulate some more Twilight drama to satisfy their needs. Is it impossible for everyone (except Robsten, of course) to just be friends at this point? Also, it’s about time everyone ditched this Angarano business. Who cares? Especially since K.Stew doesn’t!
Dear Ted:
So you mentioned that Kristen Stewart hooked up with someone else besides our boy Robbie in the horny Twi-verse. Would said hookup be a recurring character in all five movies, or would he have maybe debuted in New Moon?? By the by, I think you are just fan-freaking-tastic!
—coey2003
Dear Hornball:
Thanks, sugar! But please, you think Kristen is that easy? She’s not going to be into any schmuck who comes on the set for an itty-bitty cameo, or even a big role in one of the movies. We all know she’s a big-timer, and so are the people she gets close with.

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