Here comes another Famous magazine gem.
The tab from Down Under tries to “put one over” on everyone with a priceless piece onRobert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
Twilight’s leading couple “beamed from ear to ear” during their happy trip to last week’s People’s Choice Awards (tell that to HollywoodLife), and the magazine thinks it knows why – Pattinson and Stewart are supposedly engaged.
What, you missed the news?
According to Famous, the events behind Robsten’s “big secret” engagement began after Stewart “spent Christmas Eve kicking up her heels on a boozy night out” with Garrett Hedlund– an evening that never actually happened, as Gossip Cop has reported.
To appease a purportedly “disappointed” Pattinson, Stewart made an “emergency dash” to the UK “to smooth things over.”
That’s when Pattinson allegedly “gave her an ultimatum,” says a Famous “source,” basically demanding that Stewart marry him to show that she’s serious about their relationship.
The magazine claims Stewart accepted.
So that’s how Famous digs itself into a giant hole, reporting that Pattinson and Stewart are engaged when sources assure Gossip Cop they are not.
Here’s how Famous tries to climb out of the hole:
“But don’t expect a big announcement any time soon!” declares the tab. Pattinson and Stewart are planning “to keep things under wraps for a while,” explains a so-called “insider.”
Yes, how convenient.
“The whole engagement was a very spur-of-the moment thing,” adds Famous. “Rob didn’t even have time to buy Kristen a ring.”
Uh-huh.
To recap: Pattinson allegedly gave Stewart a marriage ultimatum after an event that never happened over Christmas, she accepted, and the reason they looked so happy during the People’s Choice Awards was because of this “secret” engagement that no one is allowed to discuss and which happened so quickly there’s not even a ring.
